One of Hàromszék's truly unique products: : eMu e-Goo, made from the finest static-bonding electrons combed from feathers of free-range emus using genuine hard-rubber combs, conveniently packaged in 2-kilobyte network packets, at the low, low suggested retail price of Sk11.30 the packet.

• Are you having trouble with attachments that don't stay attached?
• Do you suspect other people of opening your email and looking at it before you do?
• Does your email ever bounce back without getting read?
• Are you tired of having letters drop out of the middle of your words?
• Or having even whole sentences that you know you typed gone missing?

then you need to use eGOO !

Just dip each outgoing message in eGoo; all your troubles will be solved!

Not approved for use on human heads to prevent baldness, no matter what " 'Eloise's 'Ints " says.

Nyaràsnyék Intangibles Group is a company serving the nation of Hàromszék and the whole world of Scandia.