ConoCone :   We divert the world's traffic.

We're the world leader in traffic cone technology:
    "the best warnings, up to a point."

If you have traffic that ventures where it shouldn't,
      If you have roadworkers you need to protect,
             If people can't tell where the lanes are,
then you need ConoCones.
 

  • Cones in small, medium, and large...
  • Cones in red, orange, blue, and day-glo yellow...
  • Cones in bendable rubber, modern thermoplastic, or disposable paperboard...
  • Cones in flat color, reflective stripes, or with a blinky light on top...
  • Cones preprinted in your language of choice...
  • Cones that shriek when run over, cones that beep when you get too close, silent cones...

Now other supermodern warning technology too:

  • Barrels
  • Flashing lights
  • Smudge pots
  • Sawhorses
  • Even folding roadside signs!
All products shipping to customers all across Scandia.


ConoCone -- to keep your traffic in line!
 

Now in beta testing: Traffic Cone Software by ConoCone / KornouTek. TCS® warns you of excessive net traffic -- spam assault, denial of service attack, accidental email storms, whatever the reason -- then automatically blocks the traffic with BitCones®TM©     Guaranteed, or your bits back in a bucket!

Hŕromszéki HQ     Hlavni Stan Hŕromszéki
| Export Dept. | Domestic Sales Dept. | Code Compliance Dept. | Design Dept. | Scandian Cone Technology Center |

< ConoCone is not affiliated with nor in competition with Continental (Ice Cream) Cones, Ltd. of Nyarŕsnyék -- the name similarity is purely coincidental and is not a fit subject for litigation.   Please. >

Cono-Cone is a company serving the nation of Hŕromszék in the game of Scandia.